septic-everlasting:

My two remaining brain cells can be represented quite brilliantly by the two engineers from the “Polar Express” trying to get the pin for the brake lever as it’s bouncing around

tock-tic:

ilovemusicalyy:

so we all agree tiktok is just vine right?

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

girl answers craigslist ads asking for black cats to sacrifice on halloween. turns out she’s a demon who hunts and kills wannabe satanists who harm domestic animals. 

satanist: “i’ve got your 50 bucks now where’s whiskers?”

demon: *just pulls out a goddang glock like a human ya know?*